Zoobie Factor #1: FPS

It might be hard to say what the #1 Zoobie factor is, so these factors won't really be ranked in any way; just numbered according to order of how I think of them.

For my first Factor: The Flooders (AKA FPS: Flooder Pants Syndrome)

I don't know what it is or the why or the how, but it seems daily I see people walking along with their pants high above their ankles. Normally with White socks on and tennis shoes. Now I realize there could be a economic factor involved here, so in that case I can understand. However, the majority of the times I see these wonders, the person is well kempt, dressed nice, and well their pants are just pulled up a little bit too high. Maybe it's a lack of fashion sense, or a lack of care, or maybe the person is just sticking it to the man. (The fashion man that is....) Perhaps this person is better informed than I am, and knows something about a coming Flood (Noah repeat anyone?)

No matter what it is, I'm proud to say I do not suffer from FPS!!! At least not now. I'm sure there are picture of me as a child with flood pants. Maybe I'm a past Zoobie :)